Humorous Love Quotes

I found  lovequote.com when web surfing recently and and I was really surprised. There is a large number of interesting funny quotations dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotes are from a many sources including famous authors, poets, books, movies, and songs. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year!  (BETTE DAVIS )

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute. What am I, a microwave?!  (BEVERLY MICKENS )

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.  (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.  (DOROTHY PARKER )

Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)

When the lights are out, All women are beautiful.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

If it weren’t for women, Men would still be Wearing last week’s socks (CYNTHINA NELMS )

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.  (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia

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